The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
No, guys, look, you always bring me into these situations and I get in over my head because… I love pranks. I really do. I mean, you know that, but look. It’s time for me to just face the facts that I’m no good at them. You know, I’m 31 now and it’s time for me to cut the nonsense.